Kat and I have been staying home a lot lately – even more than usual. She said it’s because of a worldwide pandemic.
Today for fun we made up some riddles with my name – Topaz!! We thought y’all might enjoy playing along to pass the time…
Q. What do you call a golden retriever in the winter?
A. Snowpaz
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Q. What do you call a golden retriever running errands?
A. To and Fropaz
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Q. What do you call a golden retriever missionary?
A. Gopaz
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Q. What do you call a golden retriever all dressed up for something special?
A. Hair Bowpaz
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Q. What do you call a golden retriever enjoying a movie?
A. Watching a Showpaz
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Q. What do you call a golden retriever helping you make dessert?
A. Cookie Doughpaz
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Q. What do you call a golden retriever working in the garden?
A. Hoepaz
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Q. What do you call a golden retriever who lives in San Antonio?
A. AlamOpaz
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Q. What do you call a golden retriever who likes to run?
A. CardiOpaz
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Q. What do you call a golden retriever who loves Mexican food?
A. BurritOpaz
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Q. What do you call a golden retriever who conducts an orchestra?
A. MaestrOpaz
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Q. What do you call a golden retriever who eats hummus?
A. GarbanzOpaz
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Q. What do you call a golden retriever with long facial hair?
A. MoustachiOpaz
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Q. What do you call a golden retriever drinking a cup of coffee with Daddy in the morning?
A. Cup ‘o Joepaz
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Q. What do you call a golden retriever trying not to wake the baby.
A. Tiptoepaz
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Q. What do you call a golden retriever who eats a firefly?
A. Glowpaz
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Q. What do you call a golden retriever watching the Three Stooges?
A. Larry, Curly, and Mopaz
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Q. What do you call a golden retriever on Christmas Day?
A. Ho Ho Hopaz
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Q. What do you call a golden retriever who jumps on you?
A. No No Nopaz
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Q. What do you call a golden retriever who is good at everything she does?
A. Propaz
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Q. What do you call a golden retriever in a canoe?
A. Row Row Rowpaz
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Q. What do you call a golden retriever who likes to quilt?
A. Sewpaz
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Q. What do you call a golden retriever as she is stopping a horse?
A. Woahpaz
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Q. What do you call a golden retriever eating a cold creamy dessert treat?
A. FroyOpaz
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Q. What do you call a golden retriever watching Lord of the Rings?
A. FrodOpaz
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Q. What do you call a golden retriever who likes to make movies?
A. VideOpaz
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Q. What do you call a golden retriever who likes to play percussion in the orchestra?
A. BongOpaz
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Q. What do you call a golden retriever who likes clowns?
A. BozOpaz
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Q. What do you call a golden retriever roadkill in Texas?
A. ArmadillOpaz
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Q. What do you call a golden retriever who eats too many snacks during the Corona virus quarantine?
NoMoHoHopaz
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Q. What do you call a golden retriever who likes Sesame Street?
A. ElmOpaz
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Q. What do you call a golden retriever who is sniffing a stranger?
A. Friend or Foepaz
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Q. What do you call a golden retriever singing in a choir?
A. SopranOpaz
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Q. What do you call a golden retriever who likes Greek food?
A. GyrOpaz
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Q. What do you call a golden retriever who plays the guitar?
A. CapOpaz
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Q. What do you call a golden retriever who is an angel?
A. HalOpaz
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Q. What do you call a golden retriever who lives in the Midwest plains?
A. BuffalOpaz
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Q. What do you call a golden retriever on a freight ship?
A. CargOpaz
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Q. What do you call a golden retriever who likes to play the piano?
A. ArpeggiOpaz
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Q. What do you call a golden retriever who likes cheese?
A. AsiagOpaz
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Q. What do you call a golden retriever who wants to be an astronaut?
A. ApollOpaz
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Q. What do you call a golden retriever eating cereal?
A. CheeriOpaz
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Q. What do you call a golden retriever who pulls someone out of a burning building?
A. SuperHerOpaz
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Q. What do you call a golden retriever who loves guacamole?
A. AvacadOpaz
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Q. What do you call a golden retriever in disguise?
A. IncognitOpaz
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Q. What do you call a golden retriever who doesn’t like change?
A. Status quOpaz
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Q. What do you call a golden retriever who likes Starbucks?
FrappacinOpaz
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Q. What do you call a golden retriever who Island hops?
A. ArchipelagOpaz
That’s a really creative list! Good idea for days like these 😉
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Thank you. An enjoyable way to pass time early in the morning.
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