Riddle Me This: A Little Pandemic Pastime to Pass the Time

Kat and I have been staying home a lot lately – even more than usual. She said it’s because of a worldwide pandemic.

Today for fun we made up some riddles with my name – Topaz!! We thought y’all might enjoy playing along to pass the time…

Q. What do you call a golden retriever in the winter?

A. Snowpaz

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Q. What do you call a golden retriever running errands?

A. To and Fropaz

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Q. What do you call a golden retriever missionary?

A. Gopaz

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Q. What do you call a golden retriever all dressed up for something special?

A. Hair Bowpaz

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Q. What do you call a golden retriever enjoying a movie?

A. Watching a Showpaz

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Q. What do you call a golden retriever helping you make dessert?

A. Cookie Doughpaz

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Q. What do you call a golden retriever working in the garden?

A. Hoepaz

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Q. What do you call a golden retriever who lives in San Antonio?

A. AlamOpaz

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Q. What do you call a golden retriever who likes to run?

A. CardiOpaz

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Q. What do you call a golden retriever who loves Mexican food?

A. BurritOpaz

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Q. What do you call a golden retriever who conducts an orchestra?

A. MaestrOpaz

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Q. What do you call a golden retriever who eats hummus?

A. GarbanzOpaz

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Q. What do you call a golden retriever with long facial hair?

A. MoustachiOpaz

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Q. What do you call a golden retriever drinking a cup of coffee with Daddy in the morning?

A. Cup ‘o Joepaz

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Q. What do you call a golden retriever trying not to wake the baby.

A. Tiptoepaz

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Q. What do you call a golden retriever who eats a firefly?

A. Glowpaz

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Q. What do you call a golden retriever watching the Three Stooges?

A. Larry, Curly, and Mopaz

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Q. What do you call a golden retriever on Christmas Day?

A. Ho Ho Hopaz

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Q. What do you call a golden retriever who jumps on you?

A. No No Nopaz

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Q. What do you call a golden retriever who is good at everything she does?

A. Propaz

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Q. What do you call a golden retriever in a canoe?

A. Row Row Rowpaz

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Q. What do you call a golden retriever who likes to quilt?

A. Sewpaz

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Q. What do you call a golden retriever as she is stopping a horse?

A. Woahpaz

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Q. What do you call a golden retriever eating a cold creamy dessert treat?

A. FroyOpaz

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Q. What do you call a golden retriever watching Lord of the Rings?

A. FrodOpaz

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Q. What do you call a golden retriever who likes to make movies?

A. VideOpaz

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Q. What do you call a golden retriever who likes to play percussion in the orchestra?

A. BongOpaz

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Q. What do you call a golden retriever who likes clowns?

A. BozOpaz

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Q. What do you call a golden retriever roadkill in Texas?

A. ArmadillOpaz

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Q. What do you call a golden retriever who eats too many snacks during the Corona virus quarantine?

NoMoHoHopaz

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Q. What do you call a golden retriever who likes Sesame Street?

A. ElmOpaz

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Q. What do you call a golden retriever who is sniffing a stranger?

A. Friend or Foepaz

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Q. What do you call a golden retriever singing in a choir?

A. SopranOpaz

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Q. What do you call a golden retriever who likes Greek food?

A. GyrOpaz

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Q. What do you call a golden retriever who plays the guitar?

A. CapOpaz

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Q. What do you call a golden retriever who is an angel?

A. HalOpaz

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Q. What do you call a golden retriever who lives in the Midwest plains?

A. BuffalOpaz

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Q. What do you call a golden retriever on a freight ship?

A. CargOpaz

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Q. What do you call a golden retriever who likes to play the piano?

A. ArpeggiOpaz

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Q. What do you call a golden retriever who likes cheese?

A. AsiagOpaz

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Q. What do you call a golden retriever who wants to be an astronaut?

A. ApollOpaz

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Q. What do you call a golden retriever eating cereal?

A. CheeriOpaz

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Q. What do you call a golden retriever who pulls someone out of a burning building?

A. SuperHerOpaz

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Q. What do you call a golden retriever who loves guacamole?

A. AvacadOpaz

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Q. What do you call a golden retriever in disguise?

A. IncognitOpaz

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Q. What do you call a golden retriever who doesn’t like change?

A. Status quOpaz

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Q. What do you call a golden retriever who likes Starbucks?

FrappacinOpaz

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Q. What do you call a golden retriever who Island hops?

A. ArchipelagOpaz